I don’t remember the last time I wrote a post about Doc, I think he has been feeling a bit left out lately. He keeps giving me a heavy sigh when he sees me typing away, as if to say “You’re always writing about HER that cat who is always hissing at me! So my dearest, bundle of smelly fur, I’ve decide to write you a letter!
I’m still very cross with you for disappearing the other day, although yes, I know, you were just having fun in the fields and that you weren’t in any way in danger, and yes, I also know you always come home. That’s not it, Doc. You came home smelling lethal! And while you’ve done this dozens of times, rolled over goodness-knows-what, it’s never stuck to you like this. And I had no sympathy for you at all, when I gave you a bucket shower out in the lawn, because I couldn’t find where the hose was dumped during our move last month and you sat there whimpering and shivering like a drowned rat. Nope, no sympathy at all, especially since no amount of scrubbing could get whatever it was caked on your ear off and you still stink. I think you’ve certainly out done yourself this time.
T’s disgruntled Mum x
What’s the most annoying thing your pet does?